"Let's Get Ready to Stumbllllllle" the 2012 Crab is scheduled for May 17-20.
   
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Welcome to the "Crab"

For over a decade, friends have gathered annually in China, from around the world, for golf and good times at the Hairy Crab Invitational.  In 2011, we completed our 12th annual tournament.   We've had a blast and we've managed to significantly help children in China through Hairy Crab Charities.  Enjoy the long strange chip as we enter our second decade.  We certainly have.

 

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The Hairy Crab Invitational

Are You Ready ?

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Calling all Crustaceans !  It's time to make your reservations to stumblllllle on down to the 2012 Hairy Crab Invitational at Spring City Golf & Lake Resort May 17th-20th.

crab201101Here's the plan....

Weekend Itinerary

You'll need to complete our online Entry Procedure....

Entry Procedure

Finally, make your reservations for Spring City lodging and practice rounds....

Spring City Package

Download Spring City Registration Form

 

 

CRAB 2012: LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLLLLLE !!!

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spring cityThe beautiful Spring City will again host the Hairy Crab May 17th - 20th.  Known for its eternal spring weather and greens that run over 11 on the stimpmeter, the Lake and Mountain courses have been the site for many a Crab team triumph and disaster over the last few years.  Come watch Go-Go and the Gobber attempt to become the first ever Crab repeat champs ... can they do it???

-Photo by Patrick Lim

0.0.Zero..... Is There a Sequel ?

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Unnamed sources close to the project say pre-production has already begun on the OOZero sequel "ZERO to the Second Power."  Meanwhile, reports of creative friction behind the scenes on the film continue to fester and fresh rumors swirl about heavy hitters joining the project.

oozero_phone"I haven't seen a script and I have no idea what the story is about," said China Jim on Patong Beach.  "Don't print this, but those guys are impossible to work with."  He paused then added, "But if John Daly is in the picture, then I'm IN!"

When asked about the possibility of a John Daly cameo, Slim Shady Mulligan was adamant.  "There's no way Daly is appearing in this film.  I mean, sure, Long John is everyone's favorite player by miles, but I doubt he's even heard of the Hairy Crab."  Mully scratched his chin, "Ahh, if John plays, could I draw the players names from the hat again?"

A Super's Life

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Courtesy of Moscow Steve....

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For more fun, checkout the Player's Room

Scene from a recent night out in Shanghai

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Charity Total tops 3 Million RMB

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Hairy Crab Charities is pleased to announce that thanks to our sponsors, players and donors our 11 year charity total has reached 3.24 million RMB (over USD500,000).  Check out www.hairycrabcharities.com to see how we're helping kids in China.

A picture's worth a thousand words

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Thanks to Spring City's Nathan Ni for some excellent photos of the 2011 Crab.   If you've got photos or videos to share, contact Doddsie.

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